grimsquire:

gamzees-purple-nipples:

monstert33th:

terriblyunoriginal:

cheskasmagiccastle:

lupineterror:

m-pre-g:

the-epic-llama:

aimni:

“You have four seconds. Anyone still standing gets shot.”

LITERALLY ME LMAO

“I can’t say it, but it rhymes with rich.”

rfedwsghjrfedwhgfredyg HA!

You don’t want to play with me.

o

kay

“I got two rules- one, you’re no good to me dead. And two- ah, it doesn’t matter. You’re all gonna end up dead.”

Oh look at that I really do end up in a horror movie.

For months I had been trying to be less myself.

- My life’s gonna be depressing.

Silence is a learned practice that requires far more than just not talking. Not talking is not silence; it’s just not talking.

my my, how mysterious

Hey, shut the fuck up, dammit. I’m talkin’ to ya, boy.

wow perfect

Fans want to see people who can play; they respect certain values like professionalism, and they don’t want to be treated like shit. They pay good money and they look forward to seeing some good music being played by decent musicians, who really put their soul into it.

I swear to Christ that if I survive this fucking case I’m gonna dance a jig.

Accurate.

“Oh, I’ll give you meat, Arthur!”

nope